Elliadriam
10-07-2002, 21:30
For all those people who like to flame other users, from now on please use the auto flame option
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Thoughtless organism
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Hacker
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You made a post about how awesome your post count is, and its nowhere near mine
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Relgion' post
[ ] Your stupidly begging for **** and you have no reason to be receiving them
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] Your spamming is shameless
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] This is about as far as possible from the forum you want to post this in
[ ] You type worse than my dog
[ ] Your talking between different names of yours and its soooo obvious
[ ] You posted that barbs need big-time improvements
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your pathetically fretting about dreadfully stupid things
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You are a duper
[ ] Your flaming an already heavily and painfully discussed topic
[ ] Your just plain dumb
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[ ] Your miserable attempt at a scam was disgraceful
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You whined about MF
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads and your signature
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Have an instant message conversation with your girlfriend, and repeat it verbatim on the forums
[ ] Stick your head underwater for four minutes
[ ] Reach up your *** and put your brain back where it belongs (which is in your head)
[ ] Bribe Harvard officials to accept you, so that you can go learn something
[ ] Perfect the art of performing the Vulcan body pinch on yourself
[ ] Assassinate Britney Spears, or at least egg her during a concert
[ ] Create a guide on how not to be like you and post it
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] I wish the condom never broke
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I hope you don¡¦t live anywhere near me
[ ] You better not run for president
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Crack is bad
[ ] The total IQ of this board has dropped by five. Have a good day (BSD)
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above
------------------
-=*>WW-Freak Extraordinair<*=-
I don't know why, but i'm playing it
The unofficial source (http://www.diabloII.net)
WW's D2 den (of evil) (http://www.wanderingwolves.com/d2)
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Thoughtless organism
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Hacker
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You made a post about how awesome your post count is, and its nowhere near mine
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Relgion' post
[ ] Your stupidly begging for **** and you have no reason to be receiving them
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] Your spamming is shameless
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] This is about as far as possible from the forum you want to post this in
[ ] You type worse than my dog
[ ] Your talking between different names of yours and its soooo obvious
[ ] You posted that barbs need big-time improvements
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your pathetically fretting about dreadfully stupid things
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You are a duper
[ ] Your flaming an already heavily and painfully discussed topic
[ ] Your just plain dumb
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[ ] Your miserable attempt at a scam was disgraceful
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You whined about MF
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads and your signature
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Have an instant message conversation with your girlfriend, and repeat it verbatim on the forums
[ ] Stick your head underwater for four minutes
[ ] Reach up your *** and put your brain back where it belongs (which is in your head)
[ ] Bribe Harvard officials to accept you, so that you can go learn something
[ ] Perfect the art of performing the Vulcan body pinch on yourself
[ ] Assassinate Britney Spears, or at least egg her during a concert
[ ] Create a guide on how not to be like you and post it
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] I wish the condom never broke
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I hope you don¡¦t live anywhere near me
[ ] You better not run for president
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Crack is bad
[ ] The total IQ of this board has dropped by five. Have a good day (BSD)
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above
------------------
-=*>WW-Freak Extraordinair<*=-
I don't know why, but i'm playing it
The unofficial source (http://www.diabloII.net)
WW's D2 den (of evil) (http://www.wanderingwolves.com/d2)