devilkin
07-15-2002, 18:50
As taken from a post on the ROTFL-Guild mailing list:
I.--CREEP
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Bandit
-"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
~Movie: Cool Hand Luke.
-"I usually work alone."
-"Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond; call me what you will."
-"I don't want FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan Man, dammit."
~Movie: O Brother Where Art Thou, George Clooney's character.
-"And this one time, at bandit camp..."
>Movie: American Pie, Alysson Hannigan's character.
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Forest Troll
-"Say hello to my lil' frien'."
~Movie: Scarface.
-"Hasan chop!"
~TV: Bugs Bunny Cartoon
-"Oh, just like that, you filthy swine."
? Source Unknown
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Goblin Sappers
-"Are you our daddy?"
-*fart*
-Goblin1: "Wasn't me!"
-Goblin2: "Wasn't me!"
-Goblin3: "...Sorry."
-Goblin1: "Where's the mini map?"
-Goblin2: "I threw it in the lake!"
-Goblin1: "Are you crazy?!"
>Movie: Blair Witch Project
-Goblin1: "Got a match?"
-Goblin2: "Your face, my ass."
-"Candygram."
-"Package for Mr. Rizzum...flizzum *mumbles*."
-"Flowers for Mrs. Cockantoestinder *mumbles*."
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Goblin Zeppelin
-"AHHH! You scared me."
-"They all look like ants from here."
-"Mmm, shiny buttons."
-"Where's the Equator?"
-"You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the mini map."
-"I'm going... to die."
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Harpy
-Three different shrill screams.
-"Ohhh... whack me."
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Ice Troll
-"I'm... too cool."
-"I shoulda' brought a sweater."
-"Chill out."
-"Oh we gonna' get along jus' fine."
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Ogre
-Head1: "So angry!"
-Head2: "So hungry..."
-Head1: "That way!"
-Head2: "No, that way!"
-Head1: "I'm with stupid."
-Head2: "Me too!"
-*belch*
-Head1: "He did it..."
-Head2: "No! He did it!"
-*fart*
-*Beavis and Butthead like giggling*
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Satyr
-"I await the Legion's coming."
-"The Night Elves shall suffer."
-"For Zanthear." (sp?)
-"DON'T TOUCH ME!"
-"Ouuuuuch."
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Sylvanus Windrunner=09
-"I am the ranger-general of this land."
-"I can hit a bird in the eye, flying."
-"None may threaten the Elf Lands."
-"You'll regret ever entering my forests."
-"Come taste the wrath of the Elves."
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Wind Serpent
-"I shall ride my bird to victory!"
-"I don't use my lance a lot."
-"Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!"
-"I'm going for an even BIGGER role in the expansion pack!"
-"We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."
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II.--DEMON
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Chaos Warlord
-"Hey, you want to hear a joke?"
-"Sorry, I got nothin'."
->Every other Demon unit only growls and grumbles.
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III.--HUMAN
___________________
//Campaign Characters
Footman Captain
-"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
-"Lousy pay, constant danger."
-"Well... at least I get to hobnob with royalty."
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Jaina Proudmoore
-"I'm no warrior."
-"All I ever wanted was to study."
-"The currents of magic are in upheaval."
-"I pray my father is safe."
-"Things are starting to get a little weird."
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Muradin Bronzebeard
-"My older brother Magni is King of the Dwarves."
-"My younger brother Brand is a reknowned explorer."
-"If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
-"I'll play your game, you rouge."
-"I'll take 'The Rapists' for 500."
~TV: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skit with Sean Connery
-"I'm onto you Trebek!"
~See above.
-"Heh heh. Come on, you nancy boy!"
~See above.
-"You wanna' get the Undead? I'll tell you how to get the Undead.
One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send
your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's
how you get the Undead."
>Movie: The Untouchables - Sean Connery's character, of course.
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Prince Arthas
-"It isn't easy being the Prince."
-"I will bring honor to my father, and my kingdom."
-"Light, guide my path."
-"Light, give me strength."
-"I should be in command..."
-"I know what I'm doing."
-"There's no need to bow."
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Uther the Lightbringer
-"I'm getting too old for this."
-"As if the Orcs weren't enough."
-"My church is the field of battle."
-"My strength is the holy light."=09
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//Heroes
Arch Mage
-"Don't you have a strategy?"
-"Your <?> begins to annoy me."
-"You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless
sheep"
-"I don't waste my magic on just anything."
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Mountain King
-"Could yeh' put some bonus points in mah' drinkin' skills?"
-"Any fish and chip shops about here?"
-"I think it's time for a... nippy sweetie."
-"What the bloody hell are you playing at?"
-"There's nothin' more motivating than fightin' with a
bad hangover."
-"Where's the pub?"
-"LET'S GET PISSED!"
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Paladin
-"It's hammer time!"
>Music: MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This', of course.
-"I want to be your sledgehammer."
>Music: 80's track 'Sledgehammer' by Michael Gabriel.
-"Touch me naught! I am chaste."
-"No... is that your final answer?"
~TV: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, obviously.
-"I have bad bretheren."
-"Is that a sword? LUXURY! Is that a sword? SLOTH! Is that a
helmet? VANITY!"
? Source Unknown.
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//Units
Footman
-"Don't ask, don't tell."
>Other: US Military Policy torwards homosexuality.
-"Grab your sword and fight The Horde!"
-"Uncle Lothar wants YOU!"
>Other: Those "Uncle Sam Wants YOU!" draft posters, of course.
-"Tis' only a flesh wound."
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Gryphon Rider
-"Judge meh' by mah' size, do yeh'?"
-"It's not the size of the hammer that count, it's how you wield it."
-"Someone gave meh' the bird!"
-"This warhammer cost 40k, heh heh."
~Other: Reference to Warhammer 40K, duh.
-"Half this base is in danger, but the other half IS danger."
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Gyrocopter
-"Oops, I dropped something."
-*explosion*
-"Stay on target!"
-"I'd rather be flying... uh... oh."
>Other: Reference to those stupid bumper stickers.
-"You can be my wingman anytime!"
-"Pilot to bombardier! Bombardier here, go ahead pilot."
-"I will now demonstrate the doppler effect."
-*echoing*"Doppler..."
-"There's, something, on, the wing."
~TV: Twilight Zone Episode, William Shatner's character.
-"I'm on a different PLANE of existence. Get it? PLANE!"
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Knight
-"My favourite colour is blue. NO! YELLOW!"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"Victory for Lor" *helmet's face piece falls*
-*muffled* "daeron."
-"Dost thou speak unto me?"
-"By the GODS you're annoying."
-"I never say Ni."
>Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-*muffled* "Damn... helmet. Can't seem to get... this... thing..."
-*horse whinnies*
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Mortar Team
-Dwarf1: "It's you and me pal!"
-Dwarf2: "We've got the synergy."
-Dwarf1: "I'm TNT."
-Dwarf2: "I'm dynomite!"
>Music: AC/DC's 'TNT'
-Dwarf1: "We must defeat the dwarves!"
-Dwarf2: "Ugh... We ARE the dwarves."
-Dwarf1: "...Oh."
-Dwarf1: "You've got a chip on yer' shoulder."
-Dwarf2: "Oooh, yes, and a bit of fish too."
-Dwarf1: "And that's how baby dwarves are made."
-Dwarf2: "Gwah!"
-"Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not."
>Other: Starcraft Reference.
-Dwarf1: "What's that?"
-Dwarf2: "Get your finger out of that bunghole."
-*finger popping free*
-*hums* "Burnin', lootin'. Bombin', shootin'."
-"TAKE THIS YOU BASTARD!"
-*explosion*
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Peasant
-"You're the King? Well I didn't vote for you."
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"We found a witch! May we burn her?"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Pattern? What pattern.
-"A horse kicked me once. It hurt."
-"D'oh."
~TV: Oh seriously now, if you don't know this...
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Priest
-"Scalpel. Sponge. Magic wand."
-"There is peace and serenity within the light."
-"CLEAR!"
-*zap*
-"Cross over children. Cross over into the light!"
-"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"
-"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water
retention, painful <?>, hallucination, demensia, psychosis, coma,
death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your
doctor before use."
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Rifleman
-"This... is... my... BOOMSTICK!"
~Movie: Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell's Ash.
-"Where's meh' drink?"
-"I can't shoot straight unless ah've had a pint."
-"Ah, there's meh' drink. GET IN MAH' BELLY."
>Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
-"Guns don't kill people. I DO! HAHA!"
-"Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me!"
~Music: The Violent Femmes 'Add It Up'.
-"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!"
>Music: 'I Shot The Sheriff', Original Artist?
-"You'll take meh' blunderbuss when you PRY IT FROM MY COLD
DEAD HANDS!"
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Sorceress
-"Click me, baby, one more time."
>Music: Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'.
-"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
-"I don't remember casting slow on you..."
-"You don't get out much, do you?"
-"Let's chat on Battle Net sometime."
-"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."
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IV.--Night Elf
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//Campaign Characters
Illidan Stormrage (Normal and Demon forms have same quotes)
-"I've been caged in darkness."
-"My soul longs for vengeance."
-"I've been alone for ten thousand years."
-"My brother will pay dearly for his betrayal."
-"None of them know my true power."
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Malfurion Stormrage
-"I sensed darkness in the dream ways."
-"The Legion has returned, at last."
-"This will be difficult without Cenaurius's guidance."
-"Our sins have returned... to haunt us."
-"Kalimdor must be saved. At all costs."
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Shandris
-"Was there something you wanted?"
-"Look, I don't have time for this nonsense."
-"I wonder why I never run out of arrows."
-"I wish my bow was socketted..."
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Tyrande Whisperwind
-"We keep our long vigil and wait."
-"While the druids sleep peacefully, in their dens."
-"Elune, give me strength."
-"My heart sleeps in the Emerald Dream."
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//Heroes
Demon Hunter (Normal and demon forms have the same quotes)
-"I shall fight fire... with fire."
-"Chaos boils in my veins."
-"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood."
-"I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
-*spoken backwards* "I love green trees."
-"YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES... *cough* *cough* Ahem, sorry."
-"Darkness called. But I was on the phone, so I missed it.
I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled
'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness
must have been screening his calls."
*Best. Quote. EVER.*
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Keeper of the Grove
-"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."
-"Feel natural! Nature's way!"
-"Don't let the doe hit you on the way out."
-"'When I Attack! Part Three'"
>TV: A play on 'When Animals Attack!'
-"Free rides, for the ladies."
-"Herd up!"
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Moon Priestess
-"We always land on our feet."
-"My tiger was trained for war! He's GRRRRRREAT!"
>Other: Tony the Tiger reference, of course.
-"Curiosity killed my last ride."
-"I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."
-"Crouch tiger! I sense a hidden dragon."
>Movie: Play on 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'.
-"When a Treant falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"
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//Units
Archer
-"Oooh, I'm all aquiver."
-"Pheer my leet skillz."
-"Let's move. Five meter spread, no sound."
? Source Unknown.
-"I'm more than a ranger. I'm a Night Ranger."
>Music: Reference to the hair metal band Night Ranger.
-"I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along."
-"My release date's been changed!"
-"Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame."
~Music: That damned Bon Jovi song.
-"I said a BOW string, not a G... Ugh, nevermind."
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Druid of the Claw (Morphed version only growls)
-"Only you can prevent forest fires."
>Other: Smokey The Bear, silly.
-"I'd rather be hibernating."
-"He wasn't Fuzzy, wuzz he?"
>Other: You better know Fuzzy Wuzzy, dammit.
-"Da Bears."
~TV: SNL Super Fans skit.
-"Got any gummy humans?"
-"Can't... stop... dancing!"
-"Quit clicking on my bear ass."
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Druid of the Talon (Morphed version only caws)
-"This outfit is for the birds."
-"I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you."
-"I am the Dark Knight... Aw fu..."
-"ACHOO. Ah don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers."
-"I ride on the great wings. I am silent... but deadly."
-"Talon. Druid of the Talon."
-"How about if I just stand over here?"
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Dryad
-"I'm not the Dryad you're looking for."
>Movie: Star Wars quote changed up.
-"D'oh!"
~TV: Again, if you don't know this one...
-"Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"
-"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what
you say."
-"I'm not in season!"
-"I got a few buds set aside for later..."
-"FALL LIKE LEAVES! ... In fall."
-"I don't reveal much on the mini map... It's all my fault."
-"I'll attract the enemy with my human call."
-"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"
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Huntress
-"I can blend."
-"Give a hoot. Don't pollute."
-"Frisbee anyone?"
-"This is my owl, there are many like it, but this one's mine."
>Movie: Full Metal Jacket.
-"I'm here to work on my slice."
-"I'm caught between the moon and Night Elf city."
? Source Unknown.
-"Fly BooBo!"
-"I'm not given to flights of fancy."
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Hippogryph Rider
-"Born to ride."
-"Look at the rack on this thing..."
-"Who's a little fluffy wuffy?"
-*hippo roars*
-"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the
wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw
strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast
apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand
inside..."
-*hippo roars and snaps*
-"ACK!"
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V.--ORC
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//Campaign Characters
Cairne Bloodhoof
-"Will these troubles never cease?"
-"The warchief is burdened."
-"My tribe is proud and strong."
-"I pray this old body does not fail me."
-"The Earth Mother smiles upon us."
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Grom Hellscream
-"The Warsong is supreme!"
-"Destiny is at hand."
-"I can see clearly, now the rain has passed."
~Music: That damned song... Little help with title/artist?
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Thrall, Son of Durotan
-"My people... are strong."
-"I will lead them... to their destiny."
-"The spirits will guide me."
-"I may have been raised by humans, but I'm no fool."
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//Heroes
Blade Master
-"Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper."
~TV: Kung Fu.
-"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."
-"Twin blade action, for clean close shave every time."
-"Whazzupee?" <Right?>
>TV: That idiotic commercial.
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Far Seer
-"I see dead people"
~Movie: The Sixth Sense. Also an in-game cheat code.
-"Touch your tongue to mine."
? Source Unknown.
-"Concentrate and ask again."
>Other: Magic 8-Ball Answer.
-"Outlook not so good."
>See above.
-"Reply hazy. Try again."
>See above.
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Tauren Chieftain
-"Pass the peace pipe."
-"Hey... 'puff, puff, give', that's the rule."
-"Wooooa, I can see my ancestors."
-"Back in the old days, we didn't have <?>"
-"Only two things come from Texas, and I've got horns."
>Other: Saying 'Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers.'
-"Steer clear."
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//Units
Grunt
-"Why you poking me again?"
-"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
-"Poke poke poke. Is that all you do?"
-"Ooh, that was kind of nice."
-"Me so horny. Me hurt you long time."
>Movie: Full Metal Jacket.
-"Me no sound like Yoda... Do I?"
-"It not easy being green."
>Other: Kermit the Frog's signature song.
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Head Hunter
-"Washu' botha' me for?"
-"Kneel to meh', I taka' big weight off yer' shouldas'."
-"'Chu wanna' buy a cigar?"
-"Luuucy..."
~TV: I Love Lucy.
-"Say hello to my lil' frien'."
~Movie: Scarface.
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Kodo Beast
-"Here comes the beast again!"
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Peon
-"Whaaaat?"
-"Me busy, leave me alone."
-"No time for play!"
-"Me not that kind of Orc!"
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Shaman
-"You ever got hit by lightning where the sun don't shine?"
-"Back off, pup."
-"The sky, is falling."
-"Raindrops keep keep falling on my head."
~Music: The song... -_-
-"No time for play, we have war to fight."
-"Electrifying!"
-"Blame it on the rain, buwhahaha."
>Music: Milli Vanilli song.
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Tauren
-"Do not push me, or I will impale you on my horns."
-"Da Bulls."
~TV: SNL Super Fans skit.
-"Got milk?"
-"There's a lot at steak here."
-"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"
-"Ole!"
-*glass shatters*
-Sorry.
~Other: Haven't you ever heard the "Bull in a China shop" saying?
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Witch Doctor
-"Achum bokum." <?>
-"Do ya' be feelin' well?"
-"I may have sumtin' for ya'."
-"We be jammin'!"
-"It's a cook book! A cook book!"
>TV: Twilight Zone Episode 'To Serve Man'.
-"Soylent Grey is made from trolls!"
>Movies: Soylent Green reference.
-"Qui-san"
-"Yes, go ahead."
-"What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads into a pot.
They have to boil for twenty minutes, so the eyes can be used in
the second dish, an Iron Raspberry Sorbet!"
-"Mmm sounds good."
>TV: Iron Chef parody.
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Raider
-*wolf barking*
-"Down boy!"
-"You're annoying my dog..."
-"What's that smell? OH BAD DOG!"
-*wolf whimpers*
-"I'm hungry like the wolf!"
>Music: Duran Duran 'Hungry Like the Wolf'.
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Wyvern Rider
-"Peter! I can fly!"
~Movies: Peter Pan.
-"I can see my house!"
-"The ONLY way to fly."
-"I'm getting a little dizzy..."
-"Flash!"
-*wyvern roar*
-"Ah hah!"
-"Fly the friendly skies."
-"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's me."
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VI.--UNDEAD
____________________
//Campaign Characters
Arthas, Death Knight
-"I was a fool to trust in the light."
-"The Lich King has given me true power."
-"I'll be twice the king my father ever was."
-"Lordaeron will be reborn."
-"Who is this... Darkness anyway?"
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Kel'Thuzad
-"The Cult of the Damned! ... I need to print more brochures."
-"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!."
-"I will await my eternal reward."
-*grumbles*
-"This... horn... thing... on my head is... killing me."
-"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult?!"
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Tichondrius
-"Dreadlords... do it in the dark."
-"I get cranky when I haven't been fed."
-"I must feast on souls."
-"THE LEGION NEEDS... a better dental plan. These fangs are killing
me."
-"DARKNESS... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."
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//Heroes
Death Knight
-"Has hell frozen over yet?"
-"I am the One Horseman of the Apocalypse."
-"I hate people. But I love gatherins."
-"I'm a Death Knight Rider. Muwahahahahaha."
>TV: Knight Rider reference, you know, with the talking car.
-"Look out." <?>
-"Don't touch me. I'm evil."
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Dreadlord
-"If I have wings... why am I always walking?"
-*phone rings*
-"Yes? Agh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."
-"This is not a dress, it's the standard Dreadlord uniform."
-"Dressed to kill. Bleh!"
-*phone rings*
-"Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message?
No I don't have his number."
-"And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh hey! I didn't know
you were there!"
-"Imbecile."
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Lich
-"Could you chew that up for me?"
-"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
-"I am the Ghost of Warcraft Past."
-"I hear the Banshee's a real screamer."
-"You should see the skeletons in my closet."
-"Imotet..."
>Movie: The Mummy.
-"All the ladies dig rigor mortis."
-"You are the weakest link, goodbye."
~TV: The Weakest Link, of course.
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//Units
Abomination
-"We come in peace...s."
-"Happy entrails."
-"You got us in stitches."
-"Us dead sexy."
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Acolyte
-"This is the hour of the Scourge."
-"Death shall cleanse the world."
-"All I see is blackness... Oh my hood's down."
-"Let blood drown the weak."
-"My life for Aiur! ... Uh I mean Ner'Zhul."
>Other: Starcraft Protoss reference.
-"The living be cursed!"
-"Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."
? Kay, looking for an explanation on this one.
-"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your
destiny... And you get dental."
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Banshee
-"Let this torment end!"
-"How long must I suffer?"
-"U-N-D-E-A-D, find out what it means to me."
>Music: Play on Respect, by Aretha Franklin.
-"There is no Banshee, only Zool."
>Movie: Ghostbusters.
-"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ... Call me."
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Crypt Fiend
-"What a tangled web we weave."
-"Spider Sense... tingling."
~Other: Spider-Man reference.
-"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel."
-"And my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
-"My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle."
-"I like girls who are into bondage."
-"I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me."
>TV: The Band-Aid commercials, damn well better know them, freak.
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Ghoul
-"Me eat dead people."
>Movie: Play on The Sixth Sense catchphrase.
-"Me scary."
-"Me eat brains."
-"No guts, no gory."
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Necromancer
-"Every man lives. Not every man truly dies."
-"I love the dead. Frequently."
-"I see undead people."
>Movie: The THIRD Sixth Sense reference to the same line.
-"Do you smell something? Oh, it's just the troops."
-"Right click for hot undead action."
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Shade
-"I'm but a shadow of my former self."
-"What I do in death echoes in eternity."
-"Death is its own reward."
-"I'm having a mid-death crisis."
-"I ain't got noooo body."
>Music: Play on a song which I can't remember >< Help?
-"I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly."
[This message has been edited by devilkin (edited 15 July 2002).]
I.--CREEP
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Bandit
-"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
~Movie: Cool Hand Luke.
-"I usually work alone."
-"Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond; call me what you will."
-"I don't want FOP! I'm a Dapper Dan Man, dammit."
~Movie: O Brother Where Art Thou, George Clooney's character.
-"And this one time, at bandit camp..."
>Movie: American Pie, Alysson Hannigan's character.
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Forest Troll
-"Say hello to my lil' frien'."
~Movie: Scarface.
-"Hasan chop!"
~TV: Bugs Bunny Cartoon
-"Oh, just like that, you filthy swine."
? Source Unknown
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Goblin Sappers
-"Are you our daddy?"
-*fart*
-Goblin1: "Wasn't me!"
-Goblin2: "Wasn't me!"
-Goblin3: "...Sorry."
-Goblin1: "Where's the mini map?"
-Goblin2: "I threw it in the lake!"
-Goblin1: "Are you crazy?!"
>Movie: Blair Witch Project
-Goblin1: "Got a match?"
-Goblin2: "Your face, my ass."
-"Candygram."
-"Package for Mr. Rizzum...flizzum *mumbles*."
-"Flowers for Mrs. Cockantoestinder *mumbles*."
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Goblin Zeppelin
-"AHHH! You scared me."
-"They all look like ants from here."
-"Mmm, shiny buttons."
-"Where's the Equator?"
-"You worry about the towers, I'll worry about the mini map."
-"I'm going... to die."
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Harpy
-Three different shrill screams.
-"Ohhh... whack me."
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Ice Troll
-"I'm... too cool."
-"I shoulda' brought a sweater."
-"Chill out."
-"Oh we gonna' get along jus' fine."
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Ogre
-Head1: "So angry!"
-Head2: "So hungry..."
-Head1: "That way!"
-Head2: "No, that way!"
-Head1: "I'm with stupid."
-Head2: "Me too!"
-*belch*
-Head1: "He did it..."
-Head2: "No! He did it!"
-*fart*
-*Beavis and Butthead like giggling*
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Satyr
-"I await the Legion's coming."
-"The Night Elves shall suffer."
-"For Zanthear." (sp?)
-"DON'T TOUCH ME!"
-"Ouuuuuch."
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Sylvanus Windrunner=09
-"I am the ranger-general of this land."
-"I can hit a bird in the eye, flying."
-"None may threaten the Elf Lands."
-"You'll regret ever entering my forests."
-"Come taste the wrath of the Elves."
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Wind Serpent
-"I shall ride my bird to victory!"
-"I don't use my lance a lot."
-"Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!"
-"I'm going for an even BIGGER role in the expansion pack!"
-"We're currently hovering at a comfortable altitude of 15 feet."
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II.--DEMON
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Chaos Warlord
-"Hey, you want to hear a joke?"
-"Sorry, I got nothin'."
->Every other Demon unit only growls and grumbles.
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III.--HUMAN
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//Campaign Characters
Footman Captain
-"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
-"Lousy pay, constant danger."
-"Well... at least I get to hobnob with royalty."
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Jaina Proudmoore
-"I'm no warrior."
-"All I ever wanted was to study."
-"The currents of magic are in upheaval."
-"I pray my father is safe."
-"Things are starting to get a little weird."
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Muradin Bronzebeard
-"My older brother Magni is King of the Dwarves."
-"My younger brother Brand is a reknowned explorer."
-"If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
-"I'll play your game, you rouge."
-"I'll take 'The Rapists' for 500."
~TV: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skit with Sean Connery
-"I'm onto you Trebek!"
~See above.
-"Heh heh. Come on, you nancy boy!"
~See above.
-"You wanna' get the Undead? I'll tell you how to get the Undead.
One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send
your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's
how you get the Undead."
>Movie: The Untouchables - Sean Connery's character, of course.
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Prince Arthas
-"It isn't easy being the Prince."
-"I will bring honor to my father, and my kingdom."
-"Light, guide my path."
-"Light, give me strength."
-"I should be in command..."
-"I know what I'm doing."
-"There's no need to bow."
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Uther the Lightbringer
-"I'm getting too old for this."
-"As if the Orcs weren't enough."
-"My church is the field of battle."
-"My strength is the holy light."=09
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//Heroes
Arch Mage
-"Don't you have a strategy?"
-"Your <?> begins to annoy me."
-"You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless
sheep"
-"I don't waste my magic on just anything."
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Mountain King
-"Could yeh' put some bonus points in mah' drinkin' skills?"
-"Any fish and chip shops about here?"
-"I think it's time for a... nippy sweetie."
-"What the bloody hell are you playing at?"
-"There's nothin' more motivating than fightin' with a
bad hangover."
-"Where's the pub?"
-"LET'S GET PISSED!"
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Paladin
-"It's hammer time!"
>Music: MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This', of course.
-"I want to be your sledgehammer."
>Music: 80's track 'Sledgehammer' by Michael Gabriel.
-"Touch me naught! I am chaste."
-"No... is that your final answer?"
~TV: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, obviously.
-"I have bad bretheren."
-"Is that a sword? LUXURY! Is that a sword? SLOTH! Is that a
helmet? VANITY!"
? Source Unknown.
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//Units
Footman
-"Don't ask, don't tell."
>Other: US Military Policy torwards homosexuality.
-"Grab your sword and fight The Horde!"
-"Uncle Lothar wants YOU!"
>Other: Those "Uncle Sam Wants YOU!" draft posters, of course.
-"Tis' only a flesh wound."
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Gryphon Rider
-"Judge meh' by mah' size, do yeh'?"
-"It's not the size of the hammer that count, it's how you wield it."
-"Someone gave meh' the bird!"
-"This warhammer cost 40k, heh heh."
~Other: Reference to Warhammer 40K, duh.
-"Half this base is in danger, but the other half IS danger."
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Gyrocopter
-"Oops, I dropped something."
-*explosion*
-"Stay on target!"
-"I'd rather be flying... uh... oh."
>Other: Reference to those stupid bumper stickers.
-"You can be my wingman anytime!"
-"Pilot to bombardier! Bombardier here, go ahead pilot."
-"I will now demonstrate the doppler effect."
-*echoing*"Doppler..."
-"There's, something, on, the wing."
~TV: Twilight Zone Episode, William Shatner's character.
-"I'm on a different PLANE of existence. Get it? PLANE!"
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Knight
-"My favourite colour is blue. NO! YELLOW!"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"Victory for Lor" *helmet's face piece falls*
-*muffled* "daeron."
-"Dost thou speak unto me?"
-"By the GODS you're annoying."
-"I never say Ni."
>Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-*muffled* "Damn... helmet. Can't seem to get... this... thing..."
-*horse whinnies*
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Mortar Team
-Dwarf1: "It's you and me pal!"
-Dwarf2: "We've got the synergy."
-Dwarf1: "I'm TNT."
-Dwarf2: "I'm dynomite!"
>Music: AC/DC's 'TNT'
-Dwarf1: "We must defeat the dwarves!"
-Dwarf2: "Ugh... We ARE the dwarves."
-Dwarf1: "...Oh."
-Dwarf1: "You've got a chip on yer' shoulder."
-Dwarf2: "Oooh, yes, and a bit of fish too."
-Dwarf1: "And that's how baby dwarves are made."
-Dwarf2: "Gwah!"
-"Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not."
>Other: Starcraft Reference.
-Dwarf1: "What's that?"
-Dwarf2: "Get your finger out of that bunghole."
-*finger popping free*
-*hums* "Burnin', lootin'. Bombin', shootin'."
-"TAKE THIS YOU BASTARD!"
-*explosion*
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Peasant
-"You're the King? Well I didn't vote for you."
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"We found a witch! May we burn her?"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
-"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
~Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Pattern? What pattern.
-"A horse kicked me once. It hurt."
-"D'oh."
~TV: Oh seriously now, if you don't know this...
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Priest
-"Scalpel. Sponge. Magic wand."
-"There is peace and serenity within the light."
-"CLEAR!"
-*zap*
-"Cross over children. Cross over into the light!"
-"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"
-"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water
retention, painful <?>, hallucination, demensia, psychosis, coma,
death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your
doctor before use."
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Rifleman
-"This... is... my... BOOMSTICK!"
~Movie: Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell's Ash.
-"Where's meh' drink?"
-"I can't shoot straight unless ah've had a pint."
-"Ah, there's meh' drink. GET IN MAH' BELLY."
>Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
-"Guns don't kill people. I DO! HAHA!"
-"Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me!"
~Music: The Violent Femmes 'Add It Up'.
-"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!"
>Music: 'I Shot The Sheriff', Original Artist?
-"You'll take meh' blunderbuss when you PRY IT FROM MY COLD
DEAD HANDS!"
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Sorceress
-"Click me, baby, one more time."
>Music: Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'.
-"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
-"I don't remember casting slow on you..."
-"You don't get out much, do you?"
-"Let's chat on Battle Net sometime."
-"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."
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IV.--Night Elf
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//Campaign Characters
Illidan Stormrage (Normal and Demon forms have same quotes)
-"I've been caged in darkness."
-"My soul longs for vengeance."
-"I've been alone for ten thousand years."
-"My brother will pay dearly for his betrayal."
-"None of them know my true power."
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Malfurion Stormrage
-"I sensed darkness in the dream ways."
-"The Legion has returned, at last."
-"This will be difficult without Cenaurius's guidance."
-"Our sins have returned... to haunt us."
-"Kalimdor must be saved. At all costs."
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Shandris
-"Was there something you wanted?"
-"Look, I don't have time for this nonsense."
-"I wonder why I never run out of arrows."
-"I wish my bow was socketted..."
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Tyrande Whisperwind
-"We keep our long vigil and wait."
-"While the druids sleep peacefully, in their dens."
-"Elune, give me strength."
-"My heart sleeps in the Emerald Dream."
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//Heroes
Demon Hunter (Normal and demon forms have the same quotes)
-"I shall fight fire... with fire."
-"Chaos boils in my veins."
-"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood."
-"I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
-*spoken backwards* "I love green trees."
-"YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES... *cough* *cough* Ahem, sorry."
-"Darkness called. But I was on the phone, so I missed it.
I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled
'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness
must have been screening his calls."
*Best. Quote. EVER.*
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Keeper of the Grove
-"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."
-"Feel natural! Nature's way!"
-"Don't let the doe hit you on the way out."
-"'When I Attack! Part Three'"
>TV: A play on 'When Animals Attack!'
-"Free rides, for the ladies."
-"Herd up!"
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Moon Priestess
-"We always land on our feet."
-"My tiger was trained for war! He's GRRRRRREAT!"
>Other: Tony the Tiger reference, of course.
-"Curiosity killed my last ride."
-"I got my tiger used from Siegfried and Roy."
-"Crouch tiger! I sense a hidden dragon."
>Movie: Play on 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'.
-"When a Treant falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"
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//Units
Archer
-"Oooh, I'm all aquiver."
-"Pheer my leet skillz."
-"Let's move. Five meter spread, no sound."
? Source Unknown.
-"I'm more than a ranger. I'm a Night Ranger."
>Music: Reference to the hair metal band Night Ranger.
-"I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along."
-"My release date's been changed!"
-"Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame."
~Music: That damned Bon Jovi song.
-"I said a BOW string, not a G... Ugh, nevermind."
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Druid of the Claw (Morphed version only growls)
-"Only you can prevent forest fires."
>Other: Smokey The Bear, silly.
-"I'd rather be hibernating."
-"He wasn't Fuzzy, wuzz he?"
>Other: You better know Fuzzy Wuzzy, dammit.
-"Da Bears."
~TV: SNL Super Fans skit.
-"Got any gummy humans?"
-"Can't... stop... dancing!"
-"Quit clicking on my bear ass."
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Druid of the Talon (Morphed version only caws)
-"This outfit is for the birds."
-"I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you."
-"I am the Dark Knight... Aw fu..."
-"ACHOO. Ah don't tell me I'm allergic to feathers."
-"I ride on the great wings. I am silent... but deadly."
-"Talon. Druid of the Talon."
-"How about if I just stand over here?"
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Dryad
-"I'm not the Dryad you're looking for."
>Movie: Star Wars quote changed up.
-"D'oh!"
~TV: Again, if you don't know this one...
-"Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"
-"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what
you say."
-"I'm not in season!"
-"I got a few buds set aside for later..."
-"FALL LIKE LEAVES! ... In fall."
-"I don't reveal much on the mini map... It's all my fault."
-"I'll attract the enemy with my human call."
-"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"
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Huntress
-"I can blend."
-"Give a hoot. Don't pollute."
-"Frisbee anyone?"
-"This is my owl, there are many like it, but this one's mine."
>Movie: Full Metal Jacket.
-"I'm here to work on my slice."
-"I'm caught between the moon and Night Elf city."
? Source Unknown.
-"Fly BooBo!"
-"I'm not given to flights of fancy."
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Hippogryph Rider
-"Born to ride."
-"Look at the rack on this thing..."
-"Who's a little fluffy wuffy?"
-*hippo roars*
-"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside of the
wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw
strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks could rip a huge beast
apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand
inside..."
-*hippo roars and snaps*
-"ACK!"
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V.--ORC
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//Campaign Characters
Cairne Bloodhoof
-"Will these troubles never cease?"
-"The warchief is burdened."
-"My tribe is proud and strong."
-"I pray this old body does not fail me."
-"The Earth Mother smiles upon us."
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Grom Hellscream
-"The Warsong is supreme!"
-"Destiny is at hand."
-"I can see clearly, now the rain has passed."
~Music: That damned song... Little help with title/artist?
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Thrall, Son of Durotan
-"My people... are strong."
-"I will lead them... to their destiny."
-"The spirits will guide me."
-"I may have been raised by humans, but I'm no fool."
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//Heroes
Blade Master
-"Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper."
~TV: Kung Fu.
-"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."
-"Twin blade action, for clean close shave every time."
-"Whazzupee?" <Right?>
>TV: That idiotic commercial.
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Far Seer
-"I see dead people"
~Movie: The Sixth Sense. Also an in-game cheat code.
-"Touch your tongue to mine."
? Source Unknown.
-"Concentrate and ask again."
>Other: Magic 8-Ball Answer.
-"Outlook not so good."
>See above.
-"Reply hazy. Try again."
>See above.
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Tauren Chieftain
-"Pass the peace pipe."
-"Hey... 'puff, puff, give', that's the rule."
-"Wooooa, I can see my ancestors."
-"Back in the old days, we didn't have <?>"
-"Only two things come from Texas, and I've got horns."
>Other: Saying 'Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers.'
-"Steer clear."
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//Units
Grunt
-"Why you poking me again?"
-"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
-"Poke poke poke. Is that all you do?"
-"Ooh, that was kind of nice."
-"Me so horny. Me hurt you long time."
>Movie: Full Metal Jacket.
-"Me no sound like Yoda... Do I?"
-"It not easy being green."
>Other: Kermit the Frog's signature song.
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Head Hunter
-"Washu' botha' me for?"
-"Kneel to meh', I taka' big weight off yer' shouldas'."
-"'Chu wanna' buy a cigar?"
-"Luuucy..."
~TV: I Love Lucy.
-"Say hello to my lil' frien'."
~Movie: Scarface.
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Kodo Beast
-"Here comes the beast again!"
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Peon
-"Whaaaat?"
-"Me busy, leave me alone."
-"No time for play!"
-"Me not that kind of Orc!"
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Shaman
-"You ever got hit by lightning where the sun don't shine?"
-"Back off, pup."
-"The sky, is falling."
-"Raindrops keep keep falling on my head."
~Music: The song... -_-
-"No time for play, we have war to fight."
-"Electrifying!"
-"Blame it on the rain, buwhahaha."
>Music: Milli Vanilli song.
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Tauren
-"Do not push me, or I will impale you on my horns."
-"Da Bulls."
~TV: SNL Super Fans skit.
-"Got milk?"
-"There's a lot at steak here."
-"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"
-"Ole!"
-*glass shatters*
-Sorry.
~Other: Haven't you ever heard the "Bull in a China shop" saying?
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Witch Doctor
-"Achum bokum." <?>
-"Do ya' be feelin' well?"
-"I may have sumtin' for ya'."
-"We be jammin'!"
-"It's a cook book! A cook book!"
>TV: Twilight Zone Episode 'To Serve Man'.
-"Soylent Grey is made from trolls!"
>Movies: Soylent Green reference.
-"Qui-san"
-"Yes, go ahead."
-"What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads into a pot.
They have to boil for twenty minutes, so the eyes can be used in
the second dish, an Iron Raspberry Sorbet!"
-"Mmm sounds good."
>TV: Iron Chef parody.
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Raider
-*wolf barking*
-"Down boy!"
-"You're annoying my dog..."
-"What's that smell? OH BAD DOG!"
-*wolf whimpers*
-"I'm hungry like the wolf!"
>Music: Duran Duran 'Hungry Like the Wolf'.
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Wyvern Rider
-"Peter! I can fly!"
~Movies: Peter Pan.
-"I can see my house!"
-"The ONLY way to fly."
-"I'm getting a little dizzy..."
-"Flash!"
-*wyvern roar*
-"Ah hah!"
-"Fly the friendly skies."
-"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's me."
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VI.--UNDEAD
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//Campaign Characters
Arthas, Death Knight
-"I was a fool to trust in the light."
-"The Lich King has given me true power."
-"I'll be twice the king my father ever was."
-"Lordaeron will be reborn."
-"Who is this... Darkness anyway?"
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Kel'Thuzad
-"The Cult of the Damned! ... I need to print more brochures."
-"I always wanted to start my own religion... so I did!."
-"I will await my eternal reward."
-*grumbles*
-"This... horn... thing... on my head is... killing me."
-"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult?!"
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Tichondrius
-"Dreadlords... do it in the dark."
-"I get cranky when I haven't been fed."
-"I must feast on souls."
-"THE LEGION NEEDS... a better dental plan. These fangs are killing
me."
-"DARKNESS... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."
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//Heroes
Death Knight
-"Has hell frozen over yet?"
-"I am the One Horseman of the Apocalypse."
-"I hate people. But I love gatherins."
-"I'm a Death Knight Rider. Muwahahahahaha."
>TV: Knight Rider reference, you know, with the talking car.
-"Look out." <?>
-"Don't touch me. I'm evil."
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Dreadlord
-"If I have wings... why am I always walking?"
-*phone rings*
-"Yes? Agh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."
-"This is not a dress, it's the standard Dreadlord uniform."
-"Dressed to kill. Bleh!"
-*phone rings*
-"Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message?
No I don't have his number."
-"And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh hey! I didn't know
you were there!"
-"Imbecile."
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Lich
-"Could you chew that up for me?"
-"I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits."
-"I am the Ghost of Warcraft Past."
-"I hear the Banshee's a real screamer."
-"You should see the skeletons in my closet."
-"Imotet..."
>Movie: The Mummy.
-"All the ladies dig rigor mortis."
-"You are the weakest link, goodbye."
~TV: The Weakest Link, of course.
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//Units
Abomination
-"We come in peace...s."
-"Happy entrails."
-"You got us in stitches."
-"Us dead sexy."
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Acolyte
-"This is the hour of the Scourge."
-"Death shall cleanse the world."
-"All I see is blackness... Oh my hood's down."
-"Let blood drown the weak."
-"My life for Aiur! ... Uh I mean Ner'Zhul."
>Other: Starcraft Protoss reference.
-"The living be cursed!"
-"Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."
? Kay, looking for an explanation on this one.
-"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your
destiny... And you get dental."
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Banshee
-"Let this torment end!"
-"How long must I suffer?"
-"U-N-D-E-A-D, find out what it means to me."
>Music: Play on Respect, by Aretha Franklin.
-"There is no Banshee, only Zool."
>Movie: Ghostbusters.
-"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ... Call me."
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Crypt Fiend
-"What a tangled web we weave."
-"Spider Sense... tingling."
~Other: Spider-Man reference.
-"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel."
-"And my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
-"My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle."
-"I like girls who are into bondage."
-"I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me."
>TV: The Band-Aid commercials, damn well better know them, freak.
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Ghoul
-"Me eat dead people."
>Movie: Play on The Sixth Sense catchphrase.
-"Me scary."
-"Me eat brains."
-"No guts, no gory."
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Necromancer
-"Every man lives. Not every man truly dies."
-"I love the dead. Frequently."
-"I see undead people."
>Movie: The THIRD Sixth Sense reference to the same line.
-"Do you smell something? Oh, it's just the troops."
-"Right click for hot undead action."
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Shade
-"I'm but a shadow of my former self."
-"What I do in death echoes in eternity."
-"Death is its own reward."
-"I'm having a mid-death crisis."
-"I ain't got noooo body."
>Music: Play on a song which I can't remember >< Help?
-"I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly."
[This message has been edited by devilkin (edited 15 July 2002).]